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4 mugshots, 3 plea deals, 2 arrest warrants and this guy’s trouble started with one bad haircut
April 12, 2025

4 mugshots, 3 plea deals, 2 arrest warrants and this guy’s trouble started with one bad haircut

A young man whose legal trouble started when he couldn’t pay for a haircut has gotten himself into more and more trouble. His two latest arrests only happened after he failed to show up in court.

Follow-up Friday: New look suspect finally freed, then put back behind bars 3 days later
March 21, 2025

Follow-up Friday: New look suspect finally freed, then put back behind bars 3 days later

The man accused of causing commotion on a public transit bus, who then portrayed some unforgettable poses for the booking photographer, was finally freed for good this week.

Woman charged with battery on her ex, a senior citizen, again: ‘She had been in her room drinking’
March 18, 2025

Woman charged with battery on her ex, a senior citizen, again: ‘She had been in her room drinking…’

A woman no stranger to the criminal justice system was arrested again and this time, it was for what her ex-husband said she did to him in bed.

Elderly sex offender who repeatedly threatened young victim arrested again after 1 month free
March 8, 2025

Elderly sex offender who repeatedly threatened young victim arrested again after 1 month free

An elderly sex offender who served more than a decade in prison for lewd or lascivious battery upon a child under 16 is back behind bars. His latest arrest came exactly a month after his release.

Follow-up Friday: Senior driver faces 2 new criminal traffic charges after serving time for DUI crash, probation violations
February 28, 2025

Follow-up Friday: Senior driver faces 2 new criminal traffic charges after serving time for DUI crash, probation violations

The trouble keeps adding up for an elderly driver who served a jail sentence for DUI with property damage, and another for probation violations.

This guy’s latest arrest didn’t go as smoothly as his others
February 14, 2025

This guy’s latest arrest didn’t go as smoothly as his others

A man under arrest showed up in jail with scrapes all over his face and a Band-Aid on his forehead. It followed a chase from sheriff’s deputies.

February 10, 2025

Woman arrested for drugs said she had more on her, but ‘she was not going to tell me where,’ deputy reports

A woman arrested multiple times on drug charges during traffic stops has earned a reputation for trying to stash evidence.

Suspect picked the wrong senior citizen victim and she became his worst nightmare, arrest report says
February 8, 2025

Suspect picked the wrong senior citizen victim and she became his worst nightmare, arrest report says

A 77-year-old woman showed up at the sheriff’s office early in the morning and by late afternoon, her information would lead to a much younger theft suspect’s arrest on six criminal charges.

Suspect ‘screamed, hit his head on my vehicle and asked ‘am I going to jail’ rather than engaging in an adult conversation’
February 3, 2025

Suspect ‘screamed, hit his head on my vehicle and asked ‘am I going to jail’ rather than engaging in an adult conversation’

Folks at a bus stop got quite a scare from a man police claim was drunk, but the bus driver reportedly got the worst of it.

Follow-up Friday: This guy’s 7th arrest from a traffic stop, booked on the day his 1st story ran
January 31, 2025

Follow-up Friday: This guy’s 7th arrest from a traffic stop, booked same day his story ran

A police officer on “routine patrol” in an area where “property crimes and multiple narcotics arrests” took place arrested a man who’d been to the county jail several times before.

Landscaping crew’s Christmas gift stolen; Woman’s ‘unique markings’ on doorbell camera helped detective ID her
January 29, 2025

Landscaping crew’s Christmas gift stolen; Woman’s ‘unique markings’ on doorbell camera helped detective ID her

It was the season of taking, rather than giving, for one woman, according to her latest arrest report.

Drive-thru customer unsatisfied with sauce soaks Wendy’s worker, gets lip service with her fist
January 27, 2025

Drive-thru customer unsatisfied with sauce soaks Wendy’s worker, gets lip service with her fist

A woman who tried to grab a bite spent Christmas behind bars. She’s accused of throwing drinks through a Wendy’s drive-thru window, and pinning an employee against a wall, during an argument that started over the small selection of sauces.

Taser ‘achieved complete neuromuscular incapacitation,’ runaway suspect ‘fell to the ground’ before latest arrest
January 25, 2025

Taser ‘achieved complete neuromuscular incapacitation,’ runaway suspect ‘fell to the ground’ before latest arrest

A felon who spent years in state prison would’ve marked the tenth anniversary of his release – if he chose to do so – back behind bars, where he’s being held without bond on six new criminal charges.

6 traffic stops, 6 mugshots: This guy would’ve spent much less time behind bars if he only drove better
January 15, 2025

6 traffic stops, 6 mugshots: This guy would’ve spent much less time behind bars if he only drove better

They say it’s not the crime but the cover-up, or attempted cover-up in this case, that led to a convicted felon’s latest arrest. It’s one of six that started with a traffic stop.

Woman charged with stealing from Walmart sporting goods section, also ‘thefts at Lowe’s all over’
January 9, 2025

Woman charged with stealing from Walmart sporting goods section, also ‘thefts at Lowe’s all over’

Employees at a Walmart watching surveillance cameras reported seeing a woman “conceal items into” her gray purse. This wouldn’t lead to the first time Krystle Renae McCray was arrested for shoplifting. Or the second.

Bandaged woman left her latest victim ‘shirtless with her breasts uncovered,’ bleeding from lip to ankle
January 3, 2025

Bandaged woman left her latest victim ‘shirtless with her breasts uncovered,’ bleeding from lip to ankle

A woman who has been in and out of trouble for years is out of jail after taking a plea deal, rather than keep fighting her latest battery charge.

Man ‘wearing a bulletproof vest, mask, sunglasses, and an FBI hat’ arrested for weapon in school
January 2, 2025

Man ‘wearing a bulletproof vest, mask, sunglasses, and an FBI hat’ arrested for weapon in school

He was hard to miss and therefore relatively easy to catch. The manager of a food pantry called authorities about a “suspicious” man nearby. He described the man as “approximately 50s, wearing a bulletproof vest, mask, sunglasses, and an FBI hat.”

Suspect claimed ‘he was scratching his leg’ under McDonald’s table; witness, cop, video say otherwise
January 1, 2025

Suspect claimed ‘he was scratching his leg’ under McDonald’s table; witness, cop, video say otherwise

A man with a long criminal history is accused of doing something so inappropriate at McDonald’s that an employee shot video of him and called the cops.

Woman was ‘hearing voices coming from the floorboard’ of roommate’s stolen car, trooper says
December 28, 2024

Woman was ‘hearing voices coming from the floorboard’ of roommate’s stolen car, trooper says

You can’t return a rental car if it’s stolen. That’s what a man told a cop, and he suspected his roommate. Incredibly, the car and roommate were found before he even knew the car was gone.

Follow-up Friday: Driver who said ‘it was better for him to get in trouble rather than his mother’ sentenced twice more
December 27, 2024

Follow-up Friday: Driver who said ‘it was better for him to get in trouble rather than his mother’ sentenced twice more

The driver who told police “it was better for him to get in trouble rather than his mother, who[se] license is also suspended,” has been arrested and sentenced twice more, in two counties, in less than three months.

Man traveled cross-country to quickly get arrested twice for domestic violence, 2nd time with ‘a fat lip’
December 25, 2024

Man traveled cross-country to quickly get arrested twice for domestic violence, 2nd time with ‘a fat lip’

Police officers showed up when paramedics requested help “with a possibly combative patient.” That patient was not the woman described as an “elderly female subject” with “dark purple bruising on her right eye.”

Suspect in crimes including carjacking and crashing pickup (twice) spent years regaining competency
December 24, 2024

Suspect in crimes including carjacking and crashing pickup (twice!) spent years regaining competency

A criminal suspect who had three run-ins with the law in three counties in one month is out of the psychiatric hospital and back in jail, before a judge decides whether he’ll face charges including carjacking.

3rd time the charm: Men arrested for fraud, other felonies after repeated visits to Comcast store
December 14, 2024

3rd time the charm: Men arrested for fraud, other felonies after repeated visits to Comcast store

Two men went into a Comcast store for the “third time within a week” and they left under arrest for three felonies and more. They’re accused of “presenting fraudulent ID cards and a credit card,” and store employees knew to call police.

Couple found ‘passed out’ by a dumpster ‘with a bag of syringes,’ tin foil and a white substance, cops say
December 3, 2024

Couple found ‘passed out’ by a dumpster ‘with a bag of syringes,’ tin foil and a white substance, cops say

A call about “two suspicious individuals by the dumpster behind the dance studio” led to a disturbing find for police and new drug charges for the people they found.

Trafficking fentanyl charge means no bail for woman facing her 15th felony case
December 1, 2024

Trafficking fentanyl charge means no bail for woman facing her 15th felony case

A woman is facing her 15th felony case, at least. Her latest started while she was on probation, and the last two started during overnight traffic stops for registration issues.

He broke in, ‘bled on several places inside the home,’ caught ‘wearing the victim’s shoes,’ cops say
November 28, 2024

He broke in, ‘bled on several places inside the home,’ caught ‘wearing the victim’s shoes,’ cops say

The young man’s trouble started days before Thanksgiving, a year ago. Dylan Lee Smith “broke into the victim’s home,” and the arrest report said he knew the victim, and the victim knew his mom!

Couldn’t keep away: Woman arrested 7 times at one Walmart on a variety of charges
November 22, 2024

Couldn’t keep away: Woman arrested 7 times at one Walmart on a variety of charges

The suspect in “a suspicious person call” wasn’t hard to find and wasn’t too hard to catch for a police officer with pepper spray. Also, it wasn’t her first arrest that required force.

Her alleged shoplifting spree turned into 8 ‘1st offense’ charges and 3 old felonies are back to haunt her
November 18, 2024

Her alleged shoplifting spree turned into 8 ‘1st offense’ charges and 3 old felonies are back to haunt her

A woman charged with some minor shoplifting is in major trouble after Walmart figured out she’d done it seven other times, with her daughter. She’s also facing three felonies she almost got away with last year.

Woman’s trouble with the law includes arrests, probation violations, bench warrants and repeats
November 16, 2024

Woman’s trouble with the law includes arrests, probation violations, bench warrants and repeats

A lack of common courtesy at a convenience store has a repeat offender back behind bars. It’s the latest chapter in a saga that includes probation violations and bench warrants, and several cases going on at once.

Teen charged with shooting video of lewd or lascivious molestation of girlfriend’s daughter, age 6
November 11, 2024

Teen charged with shooting video of lewd or lascivious molestation of girlfriend’s daughter, age 6

A woman reported finding “a concerning video” on her live-in boyfriend’s cell phone, and that it depicted him “engaged in inappropriate behavior with her daughter.”

Woman got her latest ride to jail after ‘getting into a random stranger’s car’ at a McDonald’s drive-thru
November 9, 2024

Woman got her latest ride to jail after ‘getting into a random stranger’s car’ at a McDonald’s drive-thru

A woman with the words “VIOLENT FELONY OFFENDER” stamped on each page of her latest arrest report is behind bars for crimes at a laundromat and a fast food drive-thru.

‘He wanted to show them what not to do’ but ‘accidentally pulled the trigger,’ arrest report says
November 7, 2024

‘He wanted to show them what not to do’ but ‘accidentally pulled the trigger,’ arrest report says

Authorities weren’t playing when they showed up at the home of a man watching football with his son and stepson, “in reference to a possible shooting.”

Man found ‘slumped forward, and swaying back and forth’ in suspicious SUV, arrested on drug charges
October 12, 2024

Man found ‘slumped forward, and swaying back and forth’ in suspicious SUV, arrested on drug charges

A call about a suspicious vehicle led police to an SUV with a man “sitting in the driver’s seat, slumped forward, and swaying back and forth,” according to his arrest report.

His video ‘to disprove that he shot at the vehicle’ contained facts ‘only known to the suspect,’ detective says
October 2, 2024

His video ‘to disprove that he shot at the vehicle’ contained facts ‘only known to the suspect,’ detective says

“There were three vehicles attempting to run her off the road, and,“ according to the detective’s affidavit, she “identified the vehicles as a white Tahoe, gold Tahoe, and white F-150.“

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